The Oranges of the First World War, they were a very sad kind of oranges. All orange and sad. God had picked the most awfull of all colors for them to wear. Then it was the war too, but what troubled them the mostly was the color. They were even named after it. Orange.

When the Second World war was upon them, they had become so bitter that nobody wanted their juice. They had become GRRRAPEFRRRUITS!



This awful humor is only for gulls to enjoy.